Coughs and colds are most prevalent in Memphis now. The dreadful atmosphere that fills every hole and corner of the city at night is leading several sober-thinking citizens to the belief that the world must be passing through the tail of a comet.Well, what kind of explanation did you expect? Voodoo? Witches? Pigs?
- CAN A PRESIDENT GET A BAD BACK FROM BOWING TOO MUCH? I mean, seriously, first he nearly kissed the royal Saudi Reeboks, now he can't seem to look the Japanese prime minister in the eye:

The pres has gotten to be so bad about apologizing for American power that pro-democracy protesters in Iran have taken to trying to urge Obama to be on their side:
“Obama, Obama!” protesters chanted on a day marking the 30th anniversary of the United States Embassy takeover. “Either you’re with them, or with us.”
So, to those in China asking for his help, I would encourage you to look elsewhere for help on human rights. France, maybe?
- Meanwhile, the Obamessiah has proven to be the ultimate One-Upper, the guy who just can't but help make himself out to be the Most Awesomest Dude In Every Situation. He couldn't be bothered to go to the 20th anniversary of the Berlin Wall falling, and sure, all those people aren't under the boot heel of the Soviets anymore, but what really matters is that he's a black guy and president of the U.S.!: Rad!
“Few would have foreseen . . . that a united Germany would be led by a woman from Brandenburg or that their American ally would be led by a man of African descent.”I'm sure that's what Reagan was thinking: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! And if you don't believe this honky, we'll get a black man to get elected president!"
- Finally, another Memphis Memories from Nov. 14, 1959 proves that celebrating Christmas early isn't a new thing:
Big eyes in little faces last night drank in the biggest flow of Christmas spirit the Memphis public has ever seen. Record crowds filled streetside standing room along 11 blocks of Main and Front and a block of Beale to watch the Yuletide season ushered in by the annual Spirit of Christmas Parade.
- HEADLINE: Study: High School Jocks Likelier to Drink, Fight. Whoat nerds did this study, People For The Abolition Of Wedgies And Swirlies?



